"In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost."

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Manchester United confirm that Sir Alex Ferguson is to retire at the end of the season. More now on #ssn— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) May 8, 2013

Spurs are playing Carlisle United tonight in the Capital One cup. I am a resident of Carlisle and so will be trying to track down the Spurs team before/after the game - any requests if I am successful?

Gio scores all of the goals

Sandro is here to eat your face.

Hi, my name is Brian Mechanick and I want your questions for the Wheeler Dealer Radio Mailbag!

The back line is too damn high!

Crowdsourcing!

"[Harry Redknapp ] has traditionally been a kind of footballing Cat in the Hat, a tousled and infectious improviser who could probably cook you the most brilliant meal you've ever tasted simply by hurling everything in the fridge into a massive bowl and then flambéing it over a raging fire built from every stick of furniture you own, before abruptly disappearing just as you come round, dazed and hungover, face down in the ashes of what was once your kitchen."