"In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost."
Cousin Drew: 18.5 points
Inverted Fullback: 13.5
Sandro is here to eat your face.
Hi, my name is Brian Mechanick and I want your questions for the Wheeler Dealer Radio Mailbag!
"[Harry Redknapp ] has traditionally been a kind of footballing Cat in the Hat, a tousled and infectious improviser who could probably cook you the most brilliant meal you've ever tasted simply by hurling everything in the fridge into a massive bowl and then flambéing it over a raging fire built from every stick of furniture you own, before abruptly disappearing just as you come round, dazed and hungover, face down in the ashes of what was once your kitchen."