I don't know where your regular Hoddle people are, so, uh, hi?
Hey there, everyone. Happy Friday. I don't know what happened to your Hoddle of Coffee today. TheRoosevelts' kids probably smashed up his computer or something, and Bryan probably didn't feel like doing the Hoddle in his absence because he's a big-shot lawyer and way too good for you guys. This is going to be a mostly community Hoddle. If you've seen something interesting, link it in the comments.
Here's some random shit I've found in the last 10 minutes.
Life is easier when you assume everything in football is sketch as hell.
If he shows up at training today!
Footballers all speak exclusively in generalities and cliches.
TFC isn't great at securing Ontario's best players.