Happy Thursday Spursland! Holy god, is it Friday yet? NO, screw this I'm going back to bed.

and now the "news"

Corchia Looks For A Big Move, Spurs Linked-Sky Sports

Is it that time of year already? You know, that time when every player looking to make a move claims we are linked to them? I just thought that we would have some time after January, you know? Time to breathe, to reflect.

Bale, Not As Good As Messi, Ronaldo, Says Ferdinand-The Guardian

Rio Ferdinand, he goes out on limbs and he doesn't care what you think of him, man!

Parker Upset After Being Booed by West Ham Fans-Telegraph

They have fans? Who knew?

Hey Chelsea Fans/Board: Rafa Has Had Enough Of Your Malarkey-We Ain't Got No History

And that is how you do it. That is how you not only burn a bridge your take a flame thrower to it. Way to go Rafa. Words I never thought I'd say.

5 Years Of Bad Signings Is Catching Up With Barca-SB Nation Soccer

It takes a special kind of fearlessness to call signing Zlatan Ibrahimovic a bad signing.

McKayla Maroney IS Impressed-SB Nation

No the undisputed champion of facial expressions will never go away.