Happy Wednesday Spursland! Arsenal are next. Arsenal are next. Nothing else in the world matters, because Arsenal are next.

Challenging that theory is this potential bombshell. I blame InBev for ruining this fine American tradition of crisp pilsner happiness and if you don't like it then you are a beer snob. Not saying it is the best, i am just saying that it is great for the style of beer it is supposed to be. I will now be buying my Budweiser from these guys. Češi, do toho!

And now the "news"

Former Madrid President Says That Madird Can Afford 50 Million Plus Rated Bale-Telegraph

Hey bro could you do us all a favor and put your schlong away, we get it.

Spurs U-21s Beat Arsenal 4-2, The Highlights-Spurs Official

Hmm, I wonder what a certain "official troll" will spin this one. Probably not very well might I add.

Barca Confirm Interest In Neymar-SB Nation Soccer

Well I am just glad they cleared up that controversy. Now we can all sleep at night.

Spurs Vs Arsenal: A Sort Of Tactical Analysis-The Short Fuse

It is exactly what you think it is.

The Warriors And The Pacers Brawl-SB Nation

Calling this a brawl is an insult to Patrick Swayze and bouncers at red neck bars everywhere.