HEYAROONEY FRIENDAREENOS.

Let's all just take a solid dose of Class A chill the fuck out and laugh at these visual puns until Sandro comes back from injury.

Any time you feel bad or good about a Parker performance, just come back here and take a good hard look at some of these images.

N55th Vin has also written an intervention for Parker that's well worth a look.

Chill, lay on some of this laidback muzak.

Thanks, that's really settled the mood nicely. Now, walk with me through this gallery of different types of Parker. Any requests in comments, will do them as soon as I see them. This is a cartilage free CHILL THE FUCK OUT zone, there will be no anger here in the house of a01chtra.

• Who's that up in the sky?! Oh, it's just Scott Parkour.
  
• I wonder why he's climbing those buildings? Perhaps he's in a hurry to visit his friend, Scott Parka?
  
• As I recall, they own a lovely pet Stoat Parker
  
• Here, he attends his workplace as a valet; Scott Park-er
  
  
• What a lovely guy. He's almost as lovely as this Scottiedog Parker
  
  
• I'm not sure what this is, but it's certainly Not Parker
  
• Who might this world-weary fellow be, parked in front of the slot machine? Well, if it isn't Slot Parker!
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  • I hope everyone feels much more chilled now. Request some more Parkers in the comments below!