OK guys, you know the drill here.

In 48 hours, the palms of every football fan and journalism will be growing sweaty as we enter the final phase of the transfer window. That's 48 hours to generate as much good karma as possible by filling this thread with embarrassing confessions, anecdotes and facts about your fine selves. I'm sure the last 6 months or so have supplied us with the goods we need to clinch at least, say, a Diame. It's the duty of a Spurs supporter to suffer for what we love most, and now is the time to prove it.

I'll get us started. I was invited to my first ever Catholic mass late last year, and when the time came to pray I missed the kneeler and, unable to stand again, ended up sat on the floor, conspicuously two heads lower than everyone else, for the remainder of the service.

Your turns guys. Make me proud.

Editor's Note: Remember this thread is about admitting embarrassing/bad things that you did. It is not about showing off something cool that happened to you. We're using this to get all the bad karma out and encourage the good karma to come in.

Mod's note: This has gotten borderline nasty before, so, like, don't call each other names and stray outside of human decency and stuff.