Last night, theroosevelts had a situation at his school which didn't allow him to finish last night's Hoddle of Coffee. It happens. I think that teenagers should probably stop being little brats 100 percent of the time.

Anyway, this is a community edition of the Hoddle. Drop the best Tottenham Hotspur-related links that you have for the day into the comments. And as always, random off-topic discussion and non-football related links are okay too.

By the way, if you're extremely late to the party, Spurs signed Lewis Holtby yesterday and he's joining up with the team immediately. Everything's coming up Andre.