Tottenham Hotspur play Manchester United today. Last time these two teams played, Spurs stunned everyone -- including their own fans -- with a spectacular victory at Old Trafford. United are probably a much better team now than they were then, and we don't have Sandro. Or Jan Vertonghen, for reasons unknown.

Typing sounds like a whole lot of work so I'm going to copy and paste Twitter embed codes for your lineups. You'll get over it, I'm sure.

MU: De Gea, Rafael, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, Cleverley, Carrick, Jones, Kagawa, RVP, Welbeck.

— Gemma Thompson (@gem7thompson) January 20, 2013

Our starting team today vs MUFC: Lloris, Walker, Caulker, Dawson, Naughton, Parker, Dembele, Lennon, Bale, Dempsey & Defoe #COYS

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 20, 2013

That looks like a 4-4-2 diamond or 4-3-1-2, whichever you want to call it. It could be a back three, but it probably isn't. Spurs' team is as expected, save for the curious lack of Johnny Verts.

Kickoff is at 4 p.m. local, 11 a.m. ET, and there is snow.