Happy Friday, Spursland! Life is hard and Fridays are worse, but let us all give thanks that we are not this hopeless puppy.

And now the "news"

AVB Hits Out At Harry's "Dope" Comments- Sky Sports

Welcome to the Real Managers of the English Premier League. Next thing you know Rafa is going to be pissed because Moyes didn't invite him to that restaurant opening.

Bild Reporting Spurs Bid For Heung Min Son- 101 Great Goals

I have never heard of this guy, is he worth 10 million? Sound off in the comments section. (Editor's note: Yes. Yes he is.)

Torres, Now An Accountant Is Finally Happy- SB Nation Soccer

Oh my god, Kevin took shrooms and wrote. It is glorious. GLORIOUS!!!!!

Have You Seen Oregon's Basketball Court?- SB Nation

It might be more "Oregon" than their football uniforms. Which is ironic because when you think of the style of the University of Oregon, and the rest of the state, the two don't real match up. More camo and deer hunting for the Ducks. (Editor's note: Why are people just picking up on this Oregon court thing now? It's two years old. Oh yeah, because the Pac-12 has been a dumpster fire.)

Bonds Played By The Rules- SB Nation

I am going out on a limb and say no, he didn't. That said, these guys make some good points and I don't really give a shit. Look at the size of the man's head, that alone warrants entrance to the hall.