Happy Wednesday, Spursland! How do you guys like the new format? I only ask because there were some objections to it yesterday, even some mild suggestions that the old layout was better.

Let me tell you something, Commentariat. I am the only miserable cramudgeony guy longing for the simplicity of the past around these parts. Don't even try to come at me bros/broettes. I long for the days of the Wilson administration. League Of Nations FTW!

And now the "news"

Aaron Lennon Was Signed To Leeds For The Price Of A Big Mac- Daily Star

Oh Aaron Lennon, Simple Man.

NFL And Referees Go Back To The Table Following Seahawks-Packers Game- SB Nation

The absolute best part about this aftermath is not that we might finally get competent referees back. It is that a Wisconsin State Senator tweeted Roger Goodell's private office number in the aftermath of the game and I got to leave him a snooty voicemail. That is democracy, people!

Chelsea Have Midfield Problems, Everton Have The Answer- We Ain't Got No History

Only Chelsea could go all summe spending pornographic levels of money to buy nothing but midfielders and still have midfield problems.

Vidic Injured, Out Eight Weeks- The Busby Babe

You are never happy when a player gets injured, but I would guess that ol' JD Trouble finds this development "interesting".

Walcott: I Want To Play Striker- The Short Fuse

ALL OF THE LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!