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Tottenham Hotspur news and links for September 25, 2012
Happy Tuesday Spursland! Oh yeah, somebody got a makeover and Gurl we are just looking sooooo fly!
And now the "news"
Well, Jan, we are very smitten with you too.
Nice to see this guy getting some time somewhere since the extent of my knowledge about him previous to this very moment was only that he exists.
Loris, in true French/suburban teenage girl fashion, is expected to respond by locking himself in his room and listening to Alanis Morissette albums while he pours his feelings of self-loathing into a Hannah Montana diary. That or be professional and fight for his place in the team in a constructive manner. It's one of the two.
And now for what's happening around SB Nation
This video has it all when it comes to people being trashy. Person overly excited about a fight he has no involvement in? Check. Person overheard referencing that they are going to "put that shit on YouTube"? Check. Even lamer person who probably listens to underground hip hop while living in their grandmother's basement referencing WorldStar? Check. Camera shot of the guy recording it's face for no reason? Of course. And the girlfriends trying to physically break up the fight as if their mere presence is going to stop these idiot Neanderthals from hating each other this much, as if the possibility of a stray punch hitting them is unthinkable? You know it. This is the Jim Thorpe of trashy videos.
I am only amazed that this hadn't happened already.
One step closer to him being a footnote in athletic history, although the chroniclers of douche bag history will forever need to address his career, he is like the Caesar of being a dick. Teachers in the subject will have to teach it but they will absolutely hate the monotony of it.