Happy Lazio Eve, Spursland! Today is prep day as we prepare for the barbarian/alleged neo-Nazi Lazio fans to descend on White Hart Lane where they will inevitably be smashed like a certain unnamed Italian dictators corpse. We shall as always be gracious hosts and offer up the finest of fish and chips and perhaps a pint of something cold and alcoholic. And then Clint Dempsey smashes their faces in. Because that's how gentlemen and ladies do it.

And now the "news"

Naughton Eyes Regular Role At Tottenham- Sky Sports

It is so nice to have goals LOL!

Bale Looks To Fire Spurs Into The Champion's League- Telegraph

SPUR FOR LIFE! SPUR FOR LIFE!

First Impressions Positive For Deuce- Tottenhamhotspur.com

So I guess in the words of Sally Field....

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

VIDEO: LSU Fan/Grandma Does Keg Stand- SB Nation

I am kind of surprised that this video exists, but really shouldn't be.

Ronaldo Scores Late Winner For Madrid -Managing Madrid

So I guess Sad Ronaldo not celebrating goals is over.

Voting Now Open For Most Watchable Movie Round One -Progressive Boink

Having to choose between Ocean's 11 and Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade was a turning point in my life. You don't know what is really inside of yourself until you make a choice like this and truly stare deep into the depths of hell.