Happy Friday, Spursland! We have made it. Finally it's the weekend. Screw your job and just punt today all together. The EPL is back and we can finally continue with the business of Spurs disappointing us and crushing our souls, just like it should be.

And now the "news"

Lazio Duo Claim Spurs Came Calling- Sky Sports

I'd like to think that we weren't so desperate for a striker that we would try to sign someone as old as Klose, but we probably were.

Football Transfer Rumors: Arshavin To Spurs- The Guardian

You know, If you like LOLZ.

Spurs Drop Next Gen Series Game To Barca- Tottenhamhotspur.com

So I guess maybe in the long run Barca's Sandro > our Sandro?

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

How Taiwanese News Sees The AL East Race- SB Nation

Notably missing from Taiwanese tv news is the proof that Manny Machado is a boss.

DeRo Ruled Out Until The Playoffs With MCL Injury- SB Nation Soccer

If you need us, Kevin and I will be crying in the corner because all hope is lost and joy is now dead. (Editor's note: I will be standing nearby pointing and laughing)

VIDEO: 15 Or So Minutes Of Messi Schooling Cats- Barca Blaugranes

Just in case there was anyone left alive or dead who needed more proof that he is pretty good at this game.