Happy Thursday, Spursland! Holy everything, Batman, is it Sunday yet? It's like I can taste the crush job we are about to inflict. Nuff said, bros and broetts.

And now the "news"

Bentley Could Stay In Russia- Sky Sports

Does David Bentley think that by saying this we are going to get all jealous and want him back?

"I Am Still Good Enough To Play For England"- Bentley- Goal.com

Come on, dude. You are just making things up now.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

HIllsborough: The Lies End- SB Nation Soccer

This is...depressing. It angers me. I don't really know how to feel. One thing is for certain: this should not have happened. And further. I doubt that most of the perpetrators of this absolutely extraordinary fuck up will not be punished nearly enough.

Broncos Are Just Covered In Poop- SB Nation

I now have the perfect excuse to refer to Peyton Manning as "Poopface McGilicuty". Dreams really do come true.

Last Call: Most Watchable Movie Nominations- Progressive Boink

My nominations are, in no particular order: Jaws, Dr. Strangelove, Young Guns, Rocky 4.