SIGN THIS MAN A STRIKER
Happy Wednesday, Spursland! Today is another wonderful day to be aliv ... OH, WILL SOMETHING JUST HAPPEN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY?! I can't take it anymore! All this waiting is driving me mad! I have exhausted all of my abilities to act as if I am calm and not stressed out. Iit is crunch time and we have mucho work to do. We NEED to sell Modric, hasn't happened yet. We NEED to buy two strikers, hasn't happened yet. Don't mind me, I will be over here reacting to this information in a totally normal way.
Normally I would yawn at an article like this and say something snarky about how it isn't going to happen, but I got a prompting from the editors yesterday to knock it off with them negative waves. Yes, I do imagine Ryan Rosenblatt as being Oddball from Kelly's Heroes.
Disco Benny, call your office.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
If you are going to fuck up (and I say "fuck up" because that's what that is) at the Olympics then you might as well do it as big as you can.
The verdict: divers are creepy looking people.
The guy who you love to hate will allow you to continue to hate him for many more years. I doubt even his wife likes him. They only have hate-sex.
PSU Football! Doing things! Controversy!