LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 09: Jermaine Jenas of Spurs looks on from the bench during the Barclays Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur and Stoke City at White Hart Lane on April 9, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Walton/Getty Images)
The impossible might be happening, folks. Another team, a real football team that plays in a real league with real players and tries to win real matches, might take Jermaine Jenas!
This is probably fake because the idea that anyone would take Jenas seems far fetched, but let's be optimistic. This might be happen. Oh happy day!
There is no word yet on how much Tottenham are paying Sunderland to take Jenas. The rumored number is £20 million, but that is probably missing a zero.
But seriously, if Daniel Levy manages any substantial amount of money form this sale then he is a golden god and there is nothing else to it. The world will build statues to the man and your great grandchildren's grandchildren will hear stories about Levy the Miracle Man.