Luka Modrid earned Spurs a lot of money
Luka Modric is off to Real Madrid and Tottenham Hotspur are £30 million richer. So what could the club do with that money besides buy footballers? Almost everything you could ever want, and some things that nobody should ever want.
1 - LeBron James' mansion in Coral Gables, Florida.
2 - David Bentleys circa 2008.
3 - Weddings for daughters of Chinese magnates.
4 - This island and three more just like it.
8 - Bottles of Isabella's Islay whiskey.
9 - Engagement rings for Beyonce.
20 - The most expensive horses ever bought at auction to start a Kentucky Derby combined.
91 - New London city buses.
266 - 2013 Bentley Continental GT coupes.
300 - Times you can resod Wembley Stadium.
392 - Seasons you can sit courtside for every single Lakers home game.
472 - Martin jetpacks.
727 - Nights at the Royal Penthouse Suite at the Hotel President Wilson in Geneva, Switzerland.
6,514 - Pop-a-Shot basketball game hoops.
25,685 - Annual London Zone 1 tube passes.
39,832 - Purebred Pembroke Welsh Corgis like this little guy.
45,943 - Flights from New York to London on November 16 so you can watch Spurs beat Arsenal the next day.
118,215 - Las Vegas prostitutes.
591,075 - Times Benoit Assou-Ekotto can get his hair put in cornrows.
788,100 - Copies of Madden 2013 for Playstation 3 or XBox 360.
1,092,209 - Jean jackets, pants and pink t-shirts to look like Busta Rhymes in Tribe's "Scenario" music video.
2,469,243 - Shares of Facebook stock.
4,733,333 - Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch's Music for the People albums.
5,254,000 - Copies of Benamin Franklin's autobiography.
47,286,000 - Mega Millions tickets.
135,102,857 - Chiquita bananas, which require you to sing the Chiquita banana song for ever banana.
200,000,000 - Cups of ramen.
Priceless - Luka Modric with his kid.
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