Okay, it's from au.fourfourtwo.com, but assuming it's not completely fabricated, Gareth Bale has thrown down the gauntlet against Charlie Assclown Adam over the latter's rash challenge against the former in Baltimore. Some juicy quotes in there for sure: "From what I've seen of him on pitch, I think he's a bit of a coward," Bale told reporters. And more... "Seriously, I haven't ever done anything to him. He's obviously come for me twice now - and he's got me twice." "I would have understood it had it been a slightly mis-timed tackle, even though it was just a friendly. But the ball was 10 yards past him already and was nowhere near him when he came through my ankle." "When someone makes a very bad tackle on you in a game you expect him to come up and apologise. But I've had no apology from him and I don't really want one from him to be honest." Someone's not getting invited to Wales for the annual Bale family Christmas party...