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"[Harry Redknapp ] has traditionally been a kind of footballing Cat in the Hat, a tousled and...
"[Harry Redknapp ] has traditionally been a kind of footballing Cat in the Hat, a tousled and infectious improviser who could probably cook you the most brilliant meal you've ever tasted simply by hurling everything in the fridge into a massive bowl and then flambéing it over a raging fire built from every stick of furniture you own, before abruptly disappearing just as you come round, dazed and hungover, face down in the ashes of what was once your kitchen."
— And thus the greatest paragraph on Harry Redknapp was ever written...
via The Guardian
