I make tackles with my hair.
Happy Wednesday, Spursland! The Euro is now into the big time match-ups. No more Irish feel good stories, no more host nations looking for underdog glory. This is the big time in football. This is going to be awesome.
And now the "news"
That is what you call commitment! Somebody knight him! I mean, come on, it appears that you can become a knight for doing all kinds of unknightly things. It seems to me that very few people get knighted these days for being really good at sword fighting, jousting, or saving damsels. No offense.
How about you pipe down Mr. "Former Madrid And Arsenal Player".
What's happening around SB Nation After the jump
Dear UEFA, you are so completely up your own ass that it is causing me pain. It has already been pointed out over at SB Nation Soccer. This fine is LESS, LESS than the fine levied on Nicklas Bendtner for showing a tiny, tiny, tiny unapproved advertisement than the Croatian FA received for fans repeatedly being racist, fighting in the stands and lighting and throwing flares and fireworks. Receiving proper licensing fees > Safety of fans. Whoever made that decision should die in a fire full of ball cancer. Nobody would care since they, whoever they are, clearly are too inhumane to have established a relationships with other people.
It is Newton's fourth law of physics, if something shitty happens, John Terry is somehow involved.
Does he know that AVB isn't there anymore? Someone should tell him, that AVB is kind of over here now.