LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 15: Scott Parker of Spurs runs with the ball during the FA Cup with Budweiser Semi Final match between Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea at Wembley Stadium on April 15, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Michael Steele/Getty Images)
Happy Spursday, Spursland. Our lineup today is the FRAABiest thing that ever FRAAB'd. Our bench is about the funniest thing ever. I have no positive or negative opinions about these developments. Until this game starts, this is my opinion of Spurs.
Oh, we're playing Queens Park Rangers, if you didn't know. At Loftus Road. I hear playing there kind of sucks. QPR are a bad team, though. Here are the lineups.
Tottenham Hotspur lineup (4-3-3): Friedel; Assou-Ekotto, King, Gallas, Walker; Sandro, Parker, Modric; Bale, van der Vaart, Defoe
Bench: Cudicini, Khumalo, Rose, Smith, Lennon, Livermore, Dos Santos. I did not make that up. That's real.
QPR list their lineup in a stupid disorganized fashion and I can't be arsed to make it into a formation: Kenny, Diakite, Hill, Derry, Taarabt, Mackie, Barton, Taiwo, Ferdinand, Onuoha, Zamora
Bench: Cerny, Gabbidon, Traore, Buzsaky, Helguson, Cisse, Wright-Phillips
Kickoff is at 12:30 p.m. ET, 5:30 p.m. local time. You can watch the game on FSC in the USA, Sportsnet regionals in Canada and ESPN in the UK.