Happy Spursday, Spursland! Hopefully we can put such an embarrassing beating on Stevenage today that they're forced to fire the evil demon that is Gary Smith so that they can get back to being a nice club. They have a proud and storied history that is currently on the demonic path to destruction. Tottenham Hotspur have opted to rest a couple of first team players, but are playing a very strong team. Here's the lineup.

Tottenham Hotspur Lineup (4-4-1-1): Cudicini; Rose, Nelsen, Dawson, Kaboul; Bale, Krancjar, Parker, Lennon; Van der Vaart; Defoe

Substitutes: Friedel, Gallas, Walker, Giovani, Livermore, Modric, Adebayor

If you see the Stevenage team, leave it in the comments. It'll be terribly dull and negative, whatever it is. Kickoff is at 2:30 p.m. ET, 7:30 p.m. GMT. You can catch this game on FOXSoccer.tv in the USA and on ESPN in the UK. There is no television or legal internets coverage in the land of Canadia. Keep all of the illegal links and such out of here. Thanks, homies.