Happy Spursday, Spursland. Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy would it be awesome if we could stop playing like absolute crap and start winning games or something like that. With no disrespect intended to Bolton Wanderers, we're playing at home and they're in a relegation fight, so we should be able to do that today. It's the FA Cup, and I want a trophy. Here are the lineups.

Tottenham Hotspur Lineup (4-4-2): Cudicini; Assou-Ekotto, Gallas, Nelsen, Walker; Bale, Modric, Parker, Van der Vaart; Defoe, Saha

Bolton Lineup (4-5-1): Bogdan; Alonso, Knight, Boyata, Ricketts; Petrov, Reo-Coker, Muamba, Pratley, Miyachi; Klasnic

I'm not too thrilled with VDV as a right midfielder, but if he's actually a right midfielder and we have Luka in the middle and Bale on the left, I'll live with it. Kickoff is at 1:30 p.m. ET, 5:30 p.m. local. You can catch the game on FSC in the USA, Sportsnet World in Canada and ESPN in the UK.