Because I can
It's Everton vs. Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton, and no, neither club is particularly happy right now. One team is looking at a rare finish outside the top 10 (Everton), the other is looking at possibly losing their grip on third place and will make it more than a month without a point in league competition if they can't get a result today (Spurs). We're a cheery sort, aren't we?
Why, why, why, Luka on the right? If you can't go Christmas tree, sit Sandro and play Niko on the right. Or whatever. I don't even know anymore.
The match kicks off at 12:30 p.m. ET and 5:30 pm local. You can find it on Fox Soccer Channel in the States or if you're looking for it in Spanish, it's on Fox Deportes. For you English folk, ESPN UK has you covered. Tune in, talk about the match, don't post illegal links/streams. You all know the drill.