One Of The Dumbest Things I've Seen On The Internet Today
I hope you all read this and appreciate the staff at CFC a little more. There are so many errors and downright ignorant things said in this blog post that it makes my head hurt. Yes, I know it's satire (sort of like Yahoo's Dirty Tackle), but geeze.
EDIT: The management doesn't share the views of its butthurt editorial staff
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Bryan Ashlock
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Yes, it's crap. But.
Regarding Adebayor: “His nickname should be Mission Impossible because he self-destructs wherever he goes.”
That’s a great line.
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by Lennon's Eyebrow on Feb 7, 2012 3:25 PM GMT reply actions
Manny Impossible?
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by Bryan Ashlock on Feb 7, 2012 3:28 PM GMT up reply actions
U MAD?
I thought this was hilarious
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Maybe it's because I'm not a Spurs fan,
but I thought it was pretty funny as well.
by Robert L. Bishop on Feb 7, 2012 3:59 PM GMT up reply actions
What's funniest to me
Are the legions of (poorly spelled) comments from Spurs fans who totally don’t get it.
TROLOLOLOLOL, etc.
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I think it was an obvious attempt at trolling satire
If you read it with a Jim Rome voice, you see the trolling attempt.
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by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Feb 7, 2012 3:31 PM GMT reply actions
I do like the use of "disintegrate" instead of "denigrate," though.
“I don’t mean to disintegrate [sic] Spurs in any way, there’s nothing wrong with being a team that wins the occasional cup and can’t ever win the league.”
Oh, and “the outstanding Russian, Pavlyucheckov.”
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by Uncle Menno on Feb 7, 2012 3:40 PM GMT reply actions 2 recs
King can’t play because he’s got knee problems you absolsute retard
lol. Comments section is actually funny.
The comments section is hysterical
People are really dumb
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 7, 2012 4:17 PM GMT up reply actions
Caterham7, your comment was deleted
Not funny, not in good taste. That is not an okay thing to joke about.
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Watch out, Caterham7
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by Lennon's Eyebrow on Feb 7, 2012 4:33 PM GMT up reply actions 1 recs
HAMMER OF JUSTICE
In O'Ventbrel We Trust
ALL GLORY TO THFC
VICK-VICK-VICKADELPHIA
I believe in MAGIC
Sold my Soul to the Devils
Please recognize your contributions of our site
Add CFC to WAGNH in your sig. Note this doesn’t mean you’re annoying, but I feel you’re over here enough that you should RECOGNIZE
In O'Ventbrel We Trust
ALL GLORY TO THFC
VICK-VICK-VICKADELPHIA
I believe in MAGIC
Sold my Soul to the Devils
I didn't even put that in my sig Stephen did as a joke and I left it there
I could put CFC in there I guess I don’t know.
Kevin am I the “official” troll?
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 7, 2012 4:40 PM GMT up reply actions
Works for me
Other trolls will be banned. You are accepted.
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 7, 2012 4:46 PM GMT up reply actions
Thanks Kevin
Accepted among rivals every gooners dream :cP
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 7, 2012 4:51 PM GMT up reply actions
As General Secretary of the CFC Commentariat Committee
I hereby dub thee Official Troll of Cartilage Free Captain.
Go hence ye forth and TROLOLOLOLOL.
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Yay now it's officially official!
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by Sabrina Dessipe on Feb 7, 2012 4:50 PM GMT up reply actions
The one poorly worded comment about not coming back until his avatar looked like a (derogatory homosexual reference)
And his response- absolutely classic. This Gray-Hodson guy has, intentionally or not, a great flair for the comedic
In O'Ventbrel We Trust
ALL GLORY TO THFC
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I believe in MAGIC
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Yeah, I liked that
Some idiot goes homophobic, and he just roasts the dude.
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 7, 2012 4:35 PM GMT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm with Ashlock on this.
Just because someone claims to have written something satirical doesn’t actually make it good. This is more confused than clever.
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