Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links February 7, 2012

Happy Tuesday Spursland! Much like myself, Spurs are apparently allergic to cats. Now I wasn't watching the game yesterday as I was at my day job, but I did glance at my phone for a brief moment and I did get to see the internet explode about this god damn cat. Cats suck. We all know it and if you own a cat then you hate freedom, democracy and probably your own mother. As we all know from last fall, dog on pitch defeats all.

And now the "news"

Corlunka Had To Beg Harry To Move- Sky Sports

Well look at Ebenezer Redknapp's cold black heart melted with the spirit of football Christmas (the transfer window). Even if from a footballing stand point it wasn't the best decision because it leaves the team a bit thin at right back and Charlie may not be much in terms of stretching the defense, he can defiantly defend.

Danglish Still Believes Suarez Shouldn't Have Been Banned- BBC

Kenny Danglish just proved to me that he is not exactly with it in terms of where society is. Or maybe he is just a really big fan of people with this kind of footballing skill.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Marcello Garcia Sacked By Sevilla- SB Nation Soccer

Wait there are other teams in Spain besides Barcelona and Real Madrid? (sits back and watches Kevin McCauley fill with rage)

PHOTO: Ramires Plus Snow = Adoracute- We Ain't Got No History

Awesome cocaine joke in the comments.

Has Real Madrid Already Won La Liga?- Managing Madrid

No they haven't. It is only early February! Last time I checked fat ladies aren't even warming up to sing until late spring. (Editor's note: Yes they have)