Happy Spursday, Spursland! Tomorrow is shirtless Greeks day! Admittedly less shirtless Greeks than last time, but hey, in this world, you take what life gives you. We will get by. We shall find a way to soldier on with our now empty, empty lives.

And now the "news"

Ginola Defends Bale On Diving- BBC

Yeah, somebody is wrong.

Juventus Sets Sights On Bale- Caught Offside

I wonder if they know about all the diving?

RAF Group Captain Scott Parker Returns From Injury- Sports Mole

If you need Brixton, she will be anxiously primping her hair in the mirror while humming Kickstart My Heart. If you need me, I will be finally watching the Dark Knight Rises so i can finally read your comments, including Bane GIF's, instead of panic-scrolling past them.

Marouani Fellaini, Destroyer Of Leagues- SB Nation Soccer

Hmmm #weneedastriker?

Crap- SB Nation

For our English readers, that is the equivalent of City losing to a mid-table championship side while starting their best players.

Your Worthless No-Count Friend Texts You Ideas For Weekend Plans -Progressive Boink

The last one is actually one I sent in. Never give Ashlock your phone number.