Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Like OMG, you guys, the Duchess...of something...is like totes preggers with the Duke of that place's kid (hopefully). Congratulations to everyone in England on the procreation of the next person to sit in that chair with the rock stolen from Scotland under it. And that may sound like I am being a bit dismissive about the longest continual political whatever in all of Europe, and that's because I am. Call me when the monarchy decides things again.

And now the "news"

Andy Town Snakes Says No Big January Spending- Sky Sports

And commentariat meltdown in 3, 2, 1! Or is this feeling of panic at the thought of nobody being brought in just because, unlike in the days of Harry, we don't know for sure if AVB is being straight with us or if this is bluster? So let's just relax and handle this news in a healthy way -- by eating our feelings.

Tottenham Hotspur Loan Watch- Tottenhamhotspur.com

If you're into that sort of thing.

Omar's Gonzalez's Dominant, Unplayable 5 Minutes- SB Nation Soccer

I don't like disagreeing with Kevin (because he is smarter than me), but I don't think that foul call was questionable. Seems pretty clear to me that Omar was holding the defender in a pretty illegal way.

We Want Our Big London Club Back- SB Nation Soccer

Come on, guys. You can't get more creative than "We want our club back"? For shame. That makes our American football mainstay of "DE-FENSE" seem articulate, borderline literate.

The Forgotten Golden Age Of MMA- Part 1 The Golden Age Of Wrestling And The Lost Are Of Catch As Catch Can- Cageside Seats

Just because I haven't shoehorned any wrestling in here for a month.