Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Is it just me or has it been a long time (multiple days) since any of the world football governing bodies did something racist or stupid? (Insert lame joke about Mayans and the end of the world here) Like LOL you guys!

And now the "news"

Spurs Target Rejects New Deal With Porto- Sky Sports

How often would you say that AVB has conversations like this? It sure seems like it happens once a week.

Standing Up For Tottenham's Unsung Hero- Football Fancast

Lennon really is our forgotten hero. He does more and gets less credit than anyone else on the squad, especially compared to to Gareth Bale, who often does little and gets all the attention, that Jimmy Neutron looking, Wreck-It- Ralph wannabe SOB.

Rio Ferdinand Hit By A Coin- SB Nation Soccer

If you throw things at a game then you have no heart, no courage, no maturity, and will get no respect from me. Ever. This is schoolyard levels of self-control exhibited by whoever threw this crap.

Lionel Messi's Gift- SB Nation Soccer

My only response to this is brilliant.

MLS Looks To Queens Next But After That Where Could They Be Going- SB Nation

Any place in the south that isn't South Florida would be a smart move.

Brianna Decker Is Amazing- SB Nation

Alternate title: How to Make Bryan Ashlock Fall In Love With You 101

Miesha Tate Denies That She Ducked Second Rousey Fight- MMA Fighting

I highly doubt this is true. Although it is believable that Tate might not be anxious to fight the woman who bent her arm what mathematicians are calling "a shitload of degrees" the wrong way, It wouldn't make sense career-wise. In women's MMA, if you aren't in the main event you make basically zero money and what woman would turn down the first women's title fight in the UFC?