Happy Wednesday, Spursland! And the winner Is... I don't know as of this writing. But lets just go with what the South Park guys say. Wow, wasn't that exciting? Now on to stuff that matters, like formations in a soccer match, or if one altitude challenged striker got his feelings hurt.

And now the "news"

Barca Next Up In NextGen Series- Tottenhamhotspur.com

This should be a great barometer of just how far our youth program has come. It is a chance to measure ourselves against the best academy program in the world.

FA To Continue To investigate Liverpool On Suspicion Of Tapping Up Clint Dempsey- Express

My lord, Liverpool is even bad at cheating. Step 1, tap up player. Step 2, player signs to rival team. Step 3, championship!

Non-Male Scores 35 Touchdowns At RB In One Season- SB Nation Look It

"It is only because she had such a good offensive line," said the asshole.

The True Terrifying Tale Of Paul The Octopus- SB Nation Soccer

Graham has clearly found "a guy" who has quality "product".

Lukaku Is Better Than Torres Right Now- We Ain't Got No History

And all of the other times.