Hello fellow spurs fans. So January is coming and we need some new talent and we only have £20m to spend, I decided we should begin a January window fund raiser to raise fund to give to Levy so he can buy us some damn good players....We've been looking at guys like Moutinho, Willian, Eriksen, Aubaumeyang and so on. The issue is, we need more money to get these guys or just one of them. So, with your generous efforts, as a community, we can all contribute to the CFC fund and come January, we will reach our goal of £40m to buy all the talent we need!!

For just £50k a day, you can help sponser a future Spurs player that will help us get into the top 4 and into the Champions League next year! Or, if you would rather, a one time donation of £500k will be a huge help too. With your donation, as a token of appreciation, you will recieve a lovely gift of watching your favorite spurs players playing in the Champions league, as well as all the smiles in the world knowing we finally got back in. We also will supply you with endless amount of GIFs that will show just how happy we are for making your donation that goes to this great cause.

So please, don't wait any longer. Top talents are looking for your love, and money. Pick up the phone and call Daniel Levy at +1-800-LEVY-BUY-US-PLAYERZ-NAO to send your generous donation today! Happy Holidays Spurs fans, and lets hope the New Year brings joy to all!!!