Happy Black Friday, Spursland! If you are reading this standing in line at 4 am outside a Walmart, congratulations. You are an idiot.

31 days until Christmas

14 days until Chanukah

32 days until Kwanzaa

And now the "news"

AVB Hails Lloris- Sky Sports

Well, of course he does. He both has eyes and was at that game yesterday. Lloris was on fire, he was perfect, he was sensational, he was unbelievable.

The Dashing One Demands That UEFA Get Off Their Asses And Dash Off To Rome To Investigate Racial Abuse- BBC

The chanting is no surprise coming from these guys. Let's just hope that UEFA can grow a pair when it involves something that isn't all about making themselves just look awesome for once.

Spurs Players Help Educate School Children About Africa- SOS Children Village

#betterthanlazio

FA Drop Investigation Into Mark Clattenburg- SB Nation Soccer

The FA seems to handle allegations of racism much like allegations of sexual harassment were handled in the 70's. Either ignore them, investigate and give a meaningless slap on the wrist or "investigate", wait a ,while and do nothing at all.

Mark Sanchez, Ladies And Gentlemen- SB Nation

This is the football equivalent of pooping your pants.

In Review: Thanksgiving Food Power Rankings- SB Nation

I uist wonder if the voters of this are all people who don't know anything about cooking. Regular turkey over fried turkey? Shame on you