Happy Thursday, Spursland! It is a dark world out their, boys and girls. You know it, I know it, and what is worse, it isn't even Friday yet. What a botch right? But just remember that in these dark days, good things do happen because OMG BABY PANDA PLAYS WITH SOCCER BALL!

And now the "news"

Phil Jagielka Was My Hero, It's An Honor To Eat Soup With Him, Says Walker- Express

GREATEST HEADLINE EVER!!!!

Townsend Honored To Play For England U-21s- Tottenhamhotspur.com

I am just honored that he is going to get a full game. He needs it, not that he is better than what we got, he just need to play.

Alex Kerras Was Incredible- SB Nation

Incredible, I think he might have been Jesus just popping round to fuck with the mortals!

EPL Power Rankings Week 7- SB Nation Soccer

Kevin refused to rank us above Arsenal? KEVINOUT!

Goals Of The Week: Backheel Edition- SB Nation Soccer

Backheels > Volleys Every-time.