Unhappy Monday Spursland! Look on the bright side. Spurs were not the world's biggest choke artists yesterday! Billy Cundiff was. God damn Billy Cundiff!

And now the "news"

Harry Redknapp Comments On Balotelli, Proves He Has Eyes- Sky Sports

More from me on this subject in a post later today.

Spurs Miss Adebayor: A Breakdown- The Guardian

If you are looking for hard hitting strategic breakdown from me, go bark up Bryan Ashlock's tree. Here is what I know: not enough balls went in the net, Adebayor does enough things when not kicking the ball at the net to make it more likely that someone, not necessarily him will kick the ball into the net. We didn't have him available. Not enough balls went into the net. The end.

Harry Goes On Trial Today- Telegraph

How do trials work in England? If this goes on for more than a few days will he be unable to be with the team on Friday?

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Beware Of German Worshiping Italians- SB Nation Soccer

You know, if we got service like that in the states I bet the postal service wouldn't be facing so many branch closings. The more you know!

Toronto FC Has Sold 35K Tickets For The CONCACAF Champions League Quarterfinal- SB Nation Soccer

Having been to several CONCACAF CL games in my time I find this to be a real feet because at the games I have been to I was joined in the stadium by dozens and dozens of other...people who also paid the 12 dollars for tickets.

Clint Dempsey > Newcastle- Cottager Confidential

Psst Everton, you picked up the wrong American.