Happy Friday Spursland! Happy weekend everyone, and if getting here is as big of a relief for you as it is for me then you should crack open your drink of choice because you earned it this week. Looking back at that last sentence it sounds kind of braggy. Upon further reflection I don't give a damn.

And now the "news"

Corluka's Agent Denies Juve Link- Sky Sports

He also doesn't deny that Charlie is on his way out and why wouldn't he be? As long as our favorite vampire businessman gets a good fee there is no reason for him to stay. Unless of course you are going along with this.

VIDEO: Despite The Official Season Being Over The National Weather Service Is Reporting On A Hurricane In The East End- Football Talk

Not to take the jelly out of our favorite storm system's doughnut, but he did score this brace in a match that Millwall won 5-0. Probably not real strong competition.

Krul To Spurs This Summer- Life's A Pitch

WANT!

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

LA Galaxy's New Jersey's Unveiled-S B Nation Soccer

I don't like the sash. Then again, I don't know anything about this crap.

Are Danny Welbeck's Wage Demands Too High?- The Busby Babe

Yes, of course they are!

Andre Villas-Boas Hits The Nail On The Head- We Ain't Got No History

The Chelsea skipper comments at length on what he sees as problems with the English developmental system and he is soooo right on a number, but not all, of his opinions.