Happy New Year Spursland! What are your resolutions? I personally resolve to continue to not care about my own or anyone else's resolutions. Now, moving on to President's day! Except, of course, for my English friends, see you guys on Good Friday.

And now the "news"

Harry Changes Mind, Rules Out January Move-Sky Sports

That is unless "someone very special" came onto the marketplace. Whatever, I am already sick of the double talk lets just get to Transfer Rumor Tuesday.

Doncaster Rovers Sign David Button On One Month Loan-BBC

Someone explain to me how a one month loan works. It doesn't really get the player a ton of games, after that short 30 days he is just back rotting on the bench. I mean where do these guys live when loaned away, I am guessing not a lot of places offer 30 day leases on apartments. And how pissed would you friends be about having to help you move in and out of a place just four weeks apart.

Rubbish Report: Chelsea To Blow 65 Million On Modric And Walcott-Caught Offsides

I just don't even...

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Sion Docked 36 Points For Fielding Ineligible Player-SB Nation Soccer

This is a crazy must read. If you haven't heard anything about this yet, I'll just leave you with this tease. FIFA threatened to expel the entire Swiss federation from world football. There you go.

The Official USMNT 1994 World Cup Poster is Oh So Classic-SB Nation Soccer

Dear people who weren't children during this time, like I was, I'd like to know just what exactly you were thinking

Cahill Set for 7 Million Chelsea Move, Personal Terms Not Yet Agreed To-SB Nation Soccer

So, it looks like we won't be overpaying for this guy, and neither are Chelsea. Moving on.