Happy Tuesday Spursland! Can someone, anyone tell me where, what, or really anything about Watford? I know Bill Nighy's character in Love Actually goes on Radio Watford, and talks about having some adult playground time with Britney Spears, but that is about all I've got.

And now the "news"

Harry Admits Samba Liking-Sky Sports

Harry and Samba sitting in a tree, t-r-a-n-s-f-e-r-r-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes the fee, then comes Samba making an ill-advised run towards goal from his position at the back.

Obika's Loan To Yeovil Extended Until The End Of The Season-Official Website

Good for you Johnny. Study hard, learn lots. Mommy And Daddy will see you at the end of the semester.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Heading South-Royal Blue Mersey

SB Nation's Everton blog lays out the team's near future. Spoiler alert: they fear them some Lillywhites.

Paul Scholes Returns, What Role Will He Play-The Busby Babe

Until he walks up and shakes my hand I will continue to assume that Paul Scholes has been dead for years and they are just doing this all in CGI, like that awful stadium in the Batman trailer.

Essien To Feature For Chelsea Reserves-We Ain't Got No History

Good. GOOOOD! I love Michael Essien, this guy plays the game like sports are meant to be played, to the bone.