LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 09: Sandro of Tottenham in action during the UEFA Champions League round of 16 second leg match between Tottenham Hotspur and AC Milan at White Hart Lane on March 9, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Jamie McDonald/Getty Images)
Thanks to the wonders of the internet and satellites, you can follow both of the Tottenham Hotspur players who will be playing at the 2011 Copa America, which is the South American continental championship for all of you uneducated cretins! One of those players is Giovani dos Santos, who plays for Mexico, which is a country that is not located in South America. South America is really weird.
The other one is Sandro, who will be a key reserve for Brazil. The starting deep-lying midfielders for Mano Manezes will be Ramires and Lucas, but Sandro is almost certainly the most defensive-minded, the biggest, and the hardest tackling midfielder in the squad, so it's likely that he'll get a good deal of late-game sub work.
Gio is a different story, as he will be the focal point of Mexico's team. Unfortunately for him, all of Mexico's other good attacking players were sent home after a little run-in with some prostitutes, so Gio will be playing with a very solid back line and a bunch of scrubs in the attack. Playing with his brother Jonathan, Marco Fabian, and Javier Cortes would have been fun, but apparently those players really like prostitutes that steal iPods and cell phones.
If you live in the United States, all games are on Univision. In the United Kingdom, games are on ESPN UK. In both countries, the games are streaming live online on youtube.