Happy Spursday Spursland! Welcome my friends to that awkward time between Christmas and the New Year, where it is still "the holidays" but it doesn't really feel like it anymore. Hopefully you are all still off work and also free of family obligations today and can join your boys here for our live match thread latter today.

And now the "news"

Adebayor Questions If City Can Win The Title-Sky Sports

Trolololol

Redknapp FIres Relegation Warning At Norwich-Tribal Football

Double Trololol, well no not really but, he did warn them that the second half of the season is harder than the first. it must be "on".

Man U To Tender 30 Million Modric Bid-Express

30 million? Sir Alex let me let you in on a little secret, Dan Levy doesn't get up to go to the bathroom for that much. Add to that, that this would come during the January transfer window when it tends to take a lot of extra cash thrown into deals to pry away top players from their clubs.

Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump

Real Madrid Denys Mario Talks-Managing Madrid

When I asked resident SB Nation International Football Editor and Grand Imperial Maestro Kevin McCauley, he responded "he is better than Kyle Walker" So yeah it sounds like Madrid should maybe go back on this statement.

Jonny Evans Out At Least A Fortnight-The Busby Babe

A crisis of injuries in United's back line has come at the worst possible time for the Reds. City are just seeming to be mortal and United are starting to pull up lame, Sucks to be you Sir Alex.

Under The Radar:Anelka Seals Move To China

Wait? Um huh? China? Enjoy the smog and the reported 200k a week.