LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 06: Aaron Lennon (left) of Tottenham Hotspur is congratulated by team mate Emmanuel Adebayor (2nd left) after scoring his sides second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Fulham and Tottenham Hotspur at Craven Cottage on November 6, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Bryn Lennon/Getty Images)
Happy Friday Spursland! Sooooo whats going on this weekend? Nothing? That's what I thought. My advice is to go buy a keg and see if you can finish it yourself between Friday night and work on Monday. You won't succeeded, but it will make the weekend seem shorter. If you do take my advice, however, please don't drive or be a child.
And now the "news"
We are all Niko, we all are.
It is really telling, more so than who won, but what percentages they scored in voting. Gareth Bale is not impressing many people.
At least I think he did. I'm not sure what happened, which is why news articles are usually more than 17 words long. Especially from major newspapers, or in this case the Associated press.
I do not mean that Clean Sheets is an unreliable website. They didn't "report" this. TALKsport did, and TALKsport sucks, but Clean Sheets is kind of cool. They give stories a bullshit rating of 1-5 and post it using actual pictures of bullshit. What's not to love? (HT Bryan Ashlock)
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump. It has to be more exciting than what's going on with Spurs right?
So in review: the players were at a christening, the players were at a club, the players were drunk, other players berated the players who broke curfew, the manager is an overbearing prick who made this all up. Got it? I thought not.
There is a Little Giants reference in it. You will read it. At least that's a rule I live by.
My sincere apologies. This is a few days old and I don't know how the hell I missed it, but it is awesome.