Happy Thursday Spursland! Good Lord is the international break over yet? We have nothing to write about! It has to be over soon, right? Like in a day or so? What's that you say? 11 DAYS!!!! Somebody get me a direct line to the Daily Fail's newsroom, it's time to start making up stories to write.

And now the "news"

Dos Santos Eyes January Exit-Goal.com

Can you tell it's the kind of news day where I am grasping for stories?

Adebayor Considering A Return To International Football-Sky Sports

I have nothing but guesses based on the flimsiest of logic, but one would assume that this marks the first step with Ade beginning to really heal from the tragedy he was a part of during the 2010 Africa Cup Of Nations (which is, on an unrelated note, the best named international competition ever).

Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump

Neymar Signs Contract Extension-SB Nation Soccer

That sound you are hearing is Santos creaming "F U HA HA HA" at two certain Spanish clubs.

The Worst Thing A Footballer Can Do-SB Nation Soccer

Andi Thomas writes a brilliant piece. Too ripoff Paton Oswalt, he makes you think he's taking your to Mordor but you end up right back in the Shire and you end up their laughing hysterically. If you don't get that reference don't worry, the directors cut of one of those movies can explain it to you in just under 17 hours.

The Chilean National Team Manager Does Not Allow Tardiness, Even For The Pius-SB Nation Soccer

They were only 45 minutes past curfew and were attending a christening. Seems like an even-headed fellow doesn't this manager?